A Little This...A Little That
Date archive: December 2011
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Hold the wheel will ya?
Ummm…I dont even know what to say about this. What is the world coming to that we women cant even take an extra 10 minutes at home to do a quick shave before going out on a date that we expect we might be getting some hanky panky on? So making sure that your cooch is cleanly shaven and ready for action bc of the possibility of “getting some” now supersedes the safety and life of not only yourself but everyone else on the road?? Wow. Clearly she didnt really care bc it even states that just the day before she was convicted of a DUI and driving on a suspended license as well as the car had no registration or insurance! Are you kidding me?!! HAHAHA. What I dont get is..if the ex husband was in the car with her why the hell didnt he just drive the damn car and let her do what she needed to do?? How much of a moron is he to actually be in the car with her trying to steer the car as she shaves driving down the highway to go on a date with some other dude anyway? Boy, I tell ya, the world has become a sad, sad place. Its situations like this that make me glad I DONT have a car anymore lol.
DetailsI feel so special. This is a poem someone wrote for me today…
From Nietzsche to Nuts
A poem for Mykela Harley
Brooding beauty,
Surveyor of the World,
Bold blogger,
Thinker,
I love how you put yourself
Out there—
In the world
Green-eyed temptress,
I look at you
And like what I see
What I hear
What you say
Who you are
I like you from
Nietzsche to nuts.
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Beat dat b*tch with a bat
You ever have one of this days were you would like nothing more than to take a baseball bat and smash someones face in? And not just any someone, a particular someone…however for certain reasons you have to smile and act like everything is alright. So you stand there with the fakest Martha Stewart (before prison) smile on your face while all the while in your mind youre envisioning them having their face eaten by a shark and secretly giggling on the inside? Yep, today is one of those days. Lord, please forgive me. 
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A birthday to remember…
Whats going people? As you can see I got the site back up revamped and looking all fly. *takes a bow* I worked my lil tushy off on this damn theme trying to make it perfect. Well, atleast perfect in MY eyes. I’m loving it so if you arent…suck it! haha. As you may or may not all know, today…well, yesterday as of now, was my birthday. Yea, the big 37. Pick your mouths up. Yes, Im actually 37. I can I can say Im blessed atleast not to look as old as I am bur Lord knows, I feel it! Although it was my birthday, it was actually kinda sucky. I didnt really do anything. No, correction, I DIDNT do anything. All I did was sit in the house and play on the net then took a nap. Being single on your birthday really sucks. I guess if you’re a “party” person then being single is great cuz you can go out and do the party/club scene and get your freak on. But thats not my style so for lil ole me, it was a boring and slightly depressing ass birthday. I got a bazillion birthday wishes, calls, text and messages. Even from people that I didnt think remembered it was my birthday lol. but its not the same as being able to spend it with someone special. Yes, I am ‘talking’ to someone but #1 we arent that serious or in a committed relationship yet and #2 they arent here in this area so I couldnt do anything with him. My roommate did cook for me all day which was nice bc for a change I didnt have to cook, but that was really about it. My family told me not to sweat it bc when I go home week after next we’ll celebrate then but its still not quite the same as being able to do something on your actual birthday, ya know? Its funny bc there were 3 people that I expected to actually hear from today that I didnt, so needless to say, they will be getting a serious tongue lashing (and NOT in a good way) when I do talk to them again. But nevertheless, it is what it is. It came, it went and Im still here so I am blessed and thankful to have been here for another year. I just pray that this next year will be a better year than this last one. I know I’m going to do what I can to make it a better year. Lets just hope that the “Powers That Be” have no issues with that. Anyway, gonna bring this to a close and go watch a movie or something. Peace Out!
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Happy Birthday Me!!
Happy Birthday Me!! Yes, I did post a pic of a Mickey Mouse cake! LOL. You all know Im a M.M. fanatic so who else else would I be sporting proudly on my birthday?? Unfortunately, its not MY cake but I still thought it was a cool ass cake. Today I am another year older and proudly, another year wiser.
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