Beat dat b*tch with a bat

You ever have one of this days were you would like nothing more than to take a baseball bat and smash someones face in? And not just any someone, a particular someone…however for certain reasons you have to smile and act like everything is alright. So you stand there with the fakest Martha Stewart (before prison) smile on your face while all the while in your mind youre envisioning them having their face eaten by a shark and secretly giggling on the inside? Yep, today is one of those days. Lord, please forgive me.