I dont want your phone number

The internet is a hobby not my life, contrary to popular belief, I am not always online. I do have a life.

Yes, I am bisexual …AND?!?!

I have no problem chatting with anyone but please be respectful!

If you have a d*ck pic as your avatar I WILL NOT respond to your IM. If I want to see a dick, I already have plenty to choose from. Don’t show me yours unless you want to see one of mine!

Yes, I have a cam

No, I will not show it to you. Camming is for my Signifigant Other only. Too bad. So sad.

Just because you’ve had the pleasure of SEEING my azz on a pic, doesn’t mean you will ever get to have it so please don’t ask

Yes I have nude photos up, that doesn’t mean Im easy or a ho, it simply means I’m an exhibitionist. (if you don’t know what that means, look it up)

Do not ask me to put you on my friends list, if I wish to do so, I will!

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT buzz me on IM, I hate that sh*t!!! Its the quickest way to get ignored!

Unless you are paying me for a photo shoot, no, you cannot be my photographer or take my pics.

No, I will not email you a pic. I have hundreds via the web…find them…its not that hard!

No, God is NOT missing me bc I am not an angel that fell from Heavens (lol) although I appreciate the compliment

I am only mean or bitchy when the occasion calls for it. Dont piss me off and you’ll never know

If you IM me for a week straight, everyday, and I dont respond, more than likely Im not going to so stop trying. Damn, take a hint!

Im sacarstic to everyone, dont take it personally, its not just you

The above only applies if youre the A-hole who’s been buzzing and blowing up my IM constantly (in that case, it IS you!)

No, Im not a bitch, I just hate the same stupid questions asked over & over again

You think Im a bitch? Ok…and?  Alot of people do. Should I be offended? Ask me do I give a remote fuck. If you dont like something Ive said on the site or me for that matter, leave. No one asked you to come nor am I asking you to stay. Most people think Im a bitch because they dont know me. And the people who DO know, hell, they know Im a bitch. LOL. And guess what? They love it!

If you took the time to actually read this, then you already have atleast 1 brownie point. Congrats!!